WORLD EXCLUSIVE - MY FIRST PICTURE
By the way my name is hebrew for princess, dont ask me why I have a Jew name. I only hope the only part of me that is Jewish is the name.
My name is Alien Cruise and I am screwed. My Mommy is like a 14 year old with her first crush and my Daddy is a mind controlling midget-both mentally and physically. Scientology is the new Satanism and L Ron Hubbabubba was a loon. Someone please call SOCIAL SERVICES and get me the FUCK OUTTA HERE.
"We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers! One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone, all blaming the media for Tom's troubles. We also discovered that at least two other machines were the sources of inordinate numbers of votes. It seems these folks (whoever they may be) resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light for the Parade.com survey."
"I'm gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."
Katie Holmes was raised a Catholic, but, says fiance Tom Cruise, their soon-to-arrive baby (ME) will not have a Catholic baptism...
"No," Cruise tells Diane Sawyer in an interview on ABC's "Primetime," airing Friday night in the U.S. "No, I mean you can be Catholic and be a Scientologist. You can be Jewish and be a Scientologist. But we're just Scientologists."